The hat and mustache aren't the disguise. The shorts are (because everyone knows I don't wear shorts!)

Because that's what I was wearing in that terrible dream I had where I got carjacked off the interstate by a zombie-mob with a holograph projector. Ask me about this dream sometime, It was awesome.

because that happens ALL the time, right?

With any of these accessories. I just like this color family.

To go on a little travel-travelling-trip